Stop Worrying about BP Paying Dividends; There Are Bigger Issues To Face

June 11, 2010

BP; A Brand Stained Beyond Redemption

A furor has developed over the possibility that BP will pay its usual $2.26 billion in quarterly dividends, thereby depleting its cash supply that might otherwise be used to pay compensation to oil spill victims and fines to the affected states and federal government.

As of March 31, 2010 (the last day for which reporting is available), BP (rated Aa2/AA-) showed $12.2 billion in cash, equivalents and short-term investment securities (typically those that can be quickly converted to cash with little principal risk).  In addition, there were  about $32 billion in trade receivables from product sold to its customers (typically collected within 90 days; often shorter than that) and another $23 billion in inventories. Marking that inventory to market today with the price of oil 11% below its 3/31/10 level leaves that inventory still worth over $20 billion.  Given the state of the industry, I think it’s fair to say that someone would be willing to buy that inventory at pretty close to market prices if BP were to make it available.  So my math says that’s $64 billion in liquid assets. They could do a receivables securitization and sell off some of its inventory and raise an oil tanker full of cash–and that’s without  selling off any drilling rights or other long-term assets of the company.  Add to that the company’s cash flow from operations which has been about $8 billion per quarter after capital expenditures (and for argument’s sake, I’m assuming that all the capex is required and not discretionary), so that’s another $32 billion per year.  Now we’re up to $100 billion in cash, cash flow and liquid assets.  By the estimates I’ve heard and read about possible fines and compensation, that number should suffice.

By this measure, worrying about the payment of a $2.26bn dividend in the next quarter seems misplaced.  This is a giant company.

The talk of Wall Street is the possibility (being raised to a probability with each passing day) that BP will take some action to avoid liability through use of the Texaco strategy of filing bankruptcy. This is what I think is going to happen at some point down the road. This is a far bigger risk to its claimants than anything else. And there’s nothing anybody can do about that either.  If you thought the questions around how the U.S. government treated creditors in the General Motors and Chrysler bankruptcies were troubling, just wait for this.  The temptation for the government to step in and do something extraordinary to prevent BP from using the established legal system from circumventing its financial responsibility will be huge.


John and Nell

June 8, 2010

A real life version of “Up” from the LA Times and Bill Plaschke on a visit with John Wooden.

He said he had talked to his wife every day for more than half a century, and it still wasn’t enough. He wondered, when you are best friends, can it ever be enough?

“I miss telling her things,” he said.

As he led me out of the bedroom in that darkened apartment, I realized he taught me again, only this time it was something that cannot be found in a pyramid or a rolled-up program.

I realized that I had just been given a glimpse into a lifetime of simple devotion, from Nell to UCLA, from a sport that didn’t deserve it to children who will never understand it.

Coach had just shown me the meaning of undying love, and, as he led me out of the darkened room, I quietly wept at its power.

This, though, is why I will not weep today, in the wake of John Wooden’s death at age 99.

Our loss will be his gain.

He will no longer have to sleep with a photo. He will no longer have to pick up a pen. The light of our lives can finally be with the light of his life.

All these things he has wanted to share with Nell, he can finally tell her himself.

“I haven’t been afraid of death since I lost Nell,” Wooden told me that day. “I tell myself, this is the only chance I’ll have to be with her again.”


Phillies Run Production (Not So Mysteriously) Down

June 2, 2010

Today’s WSJournal notes that prior to May 12, the Philadelphia Phillies were averaging 5.4 runs per game. Since May 12, they’re averaging only 3.4.

What’s so special about May 12? It was the day Major League Baseball warned the Phillies about stealing the pitching signs of teams they were playing.

No sign-stealing = fewer runs.

No spying on opponents’ practices = fewer offensive touchdowns and fewer wins for the New England Patriots.

I’m just saying.


More Stories of Regulators Not Doing Their Jobs

May 28, 2010

From yesterday’s NYTimes comes yet another story about regulators not performing their assigned task of protecting the public.  This time the story is about E. coli and food safety and the six (6) strains that remain unchecked.

Although the federal government and the beef and produce industries have known about the risk posed by these other dangerous bacteria for years, regulators have taken few concrete steps to directly address it or even measure the scope of the problem.


Kristof on Selfish Choices

May 24, 2010

Nick Kristof reports from the Congo Republic in the NYTimes on the choices that parents make.

“if the poorest families spent as much money educating their children as they do on wine, cigarettes and prostitutes, their children’s prospects would be transformed. Much suffering is caused not only by low incomes, but also by shortsighted private spending decisions by heads of households.”

Wow.

The incendiary nature of the conclusion above is supported by an enlightening discussion with a local Congolese man whose kids have repeated first grade five time for lack of a few dollars of school fees.  Kristof’s conclusion is the only one possible, harsh or not.




Misunderstanding Headlines

May 23, 2010

Hey Felix, CIGNA and MetLife are on line two.

I was just scanning the headlines on The Huffington Post this morning and saw a couple things that made me sure that I’m not in sync with either the headline writers or the story authors today.  Maybe it’s because I was sick all week, only slept through the night for the first time last night (and in the process apparently set some sort of sonic record for snoring according to close observers) and have been ingesting some of Big Pharma’s best stuff both prescription and OTC.  The combination may have addled my brain.

The piece headlined “Man Sucked into  Sausage Machine” was not as I suspected about the victory of Mark Critz over Tim Burns in the special election in Pennsylvania’s 12th Congressional District to replace the dead but still ear-marking John Murtha.

The story “Famed Bullfighter Gored through Throat” was sadly not written about the underdog bull’s dramatic come-from-behind victory over Julio Aparicio as I would have hoped.  When a man takes on “half a ton of angry pot roast”, sometimes he gets the outcome he deserves.  As a life-long Cub fan, I’ve always appreciated fruitless searches and that makes me cheer for the bulls, in Pamplona and in bull rings everywhere.  The subheadline tells the typical tale, “Famed Surgeon Saves Life, Bull Not So Lucky”.  Sigh.  It was ever thus.  Sometimes you only get one clean shot and you gotta take it, regardless of the consequences.

As far as the story “Skydiver Preparing for 120,000-foot Supersonic Fall” goes, you don’t need to even read the piece to feel the looming disaster ahead for this clown.  His undertaker is already likely carving my favorite line, “It was a good idea at the time” into something small and granite.  I’m pretty sure that this would be a proper time for his life and health insurance companies to cancel his coverage. This stunt, and there’s no other word for it because it surely isn’t science, falls into the category of “Because We (Think We) Can”.  A reading of history will show that God and the forces of nature have this habit of smacking down such hubris on a regular basis.

That said, I think this is a candidate for Best Headline Foreshadowing Disaster ever, along with:

  • Hindenburg Departs for New Jersey
  • Titanic sets Sail, Captain Scoffs at Iceberg Threat
  • Nazis Invades Russia
  • Space Shuttle Challenger Launches Today as Space Travel Becomes “Routine”
  • Stock Pros Assure: “It’s Different This Time”, and…wait for it
  • George W. Bush Takes Oath

P.S.  There’s not enough medicine in the world or lack of sleep that will cause me to misunderstand the headline, “Jennifer Aniston’s Undressed Moments, Which Is Your Favorite?


Something BP should consider

May 22, 2010

A new logo, perhaps?

I'm just sayin'.


The BP Oil Spill and the No Fishing Zone — An Update

May 20, 2010

45,000 miles off limits

Clarity has been achieved, via this LA Times posting.

Federal authorities on Tuesday expanded the no fishing zone associated with the BP oil spill to encompass 19% of the Gulf of Mexico. The closure now totals 45,728 square miles, extending southeast from the blowout site in the shape of a dog leg.

So at 45,000-plus miles, the no fishing zone is ONLY twice as large as Lake Michigan.

While this is obviously less than the 6.7 times I originally estimated, it doesn’t make me feel any better.



The BP Oil Spill and the No Fishing Zone–a comparison

May 20, 2010

No Fishing Zone as of 5/18

I’ve tried to do some quick math. The “No Fishing” zone in the Gulf of Mexico is described as “about 20% of US waters in the Gulf”. I can’t find exactly how much that is, but, the entire Gulf is 1.5 million square miles. Even if the US portion of that is only half (I suspect it’s more), that means that 150,000 sq miles are off limits to fishing. For comparison, Lake Michigan is 22,400 square miles. That’s a no fishing area 6.7 times as big as Lake Michigan. I know that doesn’t seem right as I look at these maps, so help me if I’ve screwed up.




TMI and Deepwater

May 13, 2010

Nuclear circa 1979; Oil spill circa May 1

I’ve been thinking about the differences between the Three Mile Island accident and what’s going on in the Gulf of Mexico at the Horizon Deepwater rig.

Consider:  The TMI accident lasted 16 hours, was a melt-down of half the core of the reactor (pretty much their worst case) and exposed people to less radiation than they’d normally get walking outside on a cloudy day, according to the University of Pittsburgh.  It resulted in the suspension of any new nuclear permits being granted for 31 years.  It has crippled the nuclear industry for the same period, increasing our reliance on oil.

The Deepwater spill is now in its 23rd (TWENTY-THIRD!) day.  There is no action currently being taken at the well site to stop the leak.  There are a series of actions that may be taken over the next MONTH that MIGHT work–because we’ve never tested any of these things at these depths, ya know.    The spill is currently estimated to be the size of Delaware and is thought to be at least 50 feet deep, meaning that any cleaning being done is simply (and proverbially) skimming the surface and not getting to the core of the spill.  June 1 starts hurricane season.  Any guesses as to how 150 m.p.h. winds will affect that spill?  Residents of the Gulf Coast will be picking tar balls off their beaches for years to come.

If this had been the nuclear industry, every plant would have been shut down three weeks ago.  But since this is oil and we’re in America, that hasn’t happened and won’t.  Moves are underway in the Senate to ban offshore drilling, but for similar reasons (oil+America), I have serious doubts about its ability to pass and become law.

So, we’ve established that now (unlike 1979 and later) we’re willing to take environmental risks of epic proportions in the name of energy.  Isn’t it time that we reconsider the use of nuclear fission?

Fiss baby, fiss?