She's got them in a jar in the kitchen
Word from the always entertaining and (rarely) reliable New York Post has disgraced former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer considering a run for statewide office again. That got us thinking about some possible slogans for his campaign.
- Eliot Spitzer: back for seconds
- Spitzer: redefining Chutzpah
- Spitzer: hoping your memory is short
- Spitzer: he’s no David Patterson!
- Spitzer: promising repeat business to local hotels!
- Spitzer: Silda’s got his nuts in a jar, so he’s harmless!
- No one knows how to find trouble like Eliot Spitzer!
- Spitzer: Experience that Gillibrand can only dream of!
- Spitzer: You already know the worst of it
- Spitzer: The horndog you know
- Spitzer: At least he’s never been to the Minneapolis Airport!
- Spitzer: If he was a Kennedy, we’d call it “a result of his treatment for Addison’s Disease”
- Eliot Spitzer: He’s never taken a nephew to Au Bar!
- Spitzer: he’s no Mark Sanford
- Spitzer: Proud to have cheated in the U. S. of A!
- Eliot: He knows when to shut up and resign already
- Eliot Spitzer: Not the worst guy we could think of
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