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With Apologies to Bobby Hebb and “Sunny”

January 20, 2014

Vortex, thank you for the frostbite on my face.

Vortex, you came last week and really made me hate this place.

Oh now you are back and the cold days are here

This Votex shit has made it clear

If Climate Change is for you, come here soon.

Vortex, yesterday my life was filled with slush

Vortex, you come again and its my soul that you will crush

You made me dowload wind chill widgets

And now I can not feel my digits

Vortex, our lips are blue. We hate you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRWyxzmNdJc (a wonderful version for a TV show with just Hebb and Ron Carter)