Let’s play “Name That Leader!” 

April 3, 2017

The President of the United States recently met a foreign leader. To leader of which country did he say the following?

“We agree on so many things. I just want to let everybody know in case there was any doubt that we are very much behind [you]. [You’ve] done a fantastic job in a very difficult situation. We are very much behind [your country] and the people of [your country]. The United States has, believe me, backing, and we have strong backing.”

Is it: 

A) England, our longest, strongest ally?

B) Germany, the economic power of Europe and a bulwark against Russian intervention and actively leading in humanitarian aid in the Syrian refugee crisis?

C) Egypt, a country ruled by a tyrant who has actively repressed its people?

D) Myanmar, ditto?

The very depressing answer is C. 

Not only did he not say anything like this to England or Germany, he refused to shake German Chancellor Merkel’s hand and, said that wasn’t insulting enough, handed her an invoice for $374 billion, marking the amount of Germany’s NATO shortfall. Nice guy. Classy guy. Our guy. 

A guy walks into his psychiatrist…

February 12, 2011

A guy walks into his monthly appointment with his psychiatrist.

Doctor:  So how have you been since our last visit?

Hosni: You wouldn’t believe it.  All of a sudden, every one is mad at me.  Everyone!

Doctor: What do you mean?

Hosni:  They want me and my son not to take such good care of them anymore.  The ingrates.  They’re in the streets, shouting for me to leave!  After all I’ve done for them.  All of them!  The eighty percent of the people who have jobs, the ninety percent of the people I haven’t jailed, beaten or had killed for no reason, even the five percent of the people I haven’t stolen from want me gone!  It’s terrible.

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