Forever Young

March 17, 2012

A Night to RememberAs much as I love Verne Lundquist and Gus Johnson and some of the other guys that do play-by-play for the NCAA tournament, and no matter how much CBS pushes their saccharine, self-published theme song “One Shining Moment” on me with each broadcast, every time I turn on a tournament game, the only voice I hear is that of Dick Enberg welcoming viewers to the Spectrum in Philadelphia and it’s the Kenny Loggins theme music that they used to use up with a swell.

And I am young again.

 

You say that maybe it’s over.
Not if you don’t want it to be.
For once in your life, here’s your miracle.
Stand up and fight.

This is it.


A Poetic Tribute to Charlie Sheen

March 12, 2011

Carlos in better days (?)

There once was an actor named Charlie

Who loved to spit words out like “gnarly”

When Charlie is sinning

He’s thinking, “duh, winning!”

His career he’s just chucked quite farly.

 

 

 

Carlos Estevez likes hookers

As childcare providers and cookers

Their hourly rates

Make them less than cheap dates

But you have to admit their good lookers

 

I hear CBS must fill the slot

Left by “Two Men and a Tot”

Fueled by some sauces

Sheen made fun of the bosses

More “Murder, She Wrote”? Perhaps not.