A Poetic Tribute to Charlie Sheen

Carlos in better days (?)

There once was an actor named Charlie

Who loved to spit words out like “gnarly”

When Charlie is sinning

He’s thinking, “duh, winning!”

His career he’s just chucked quite farly.




Carlos Estevez likes hookers

As childcare providers and cookers

Their hourly rates

Make them less than cheap dates

But you have to admit their good lookers


I hear CBS must fill the slot

Left by “Two Men and a Tot”

Fueled by some sauces

Sheen made fun of the bosses

More “Murder, She Wrote”? Perhaps not.

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