Carlos in better days (?)
There once was an actor named Charlie
Who loved to spit words out like “gnarly”
When Charlie is sinning
He’s thinking, “duh, winning!”
His career he’s just chucked quite farly.
Carlos Estevez likes hookers
As childcare providers and cookers
Their hourly rates
Make them less than cheap dates
But you have to admit their good lookers
I hear CBS must fill the slot
Left by “Two Men and a Tot”
Fueled by some sauces
Sheen made fun of the bosses
More “Murder, She Wrote”? Perhaps not.
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