More on the Mortgage Crisis

September 26, 2010

Mo money, mo money, mo moneyThe following is my answer to a friend’s question about “what happened”, triggered the “this should have been a red flag” element of this article on the Huffington Post.

A confluence of events conspired to make this one worse than others (notice my restraint from calling this a “perfect storm”?).  What now appear to have been unnecessarily low interest rates by the Fed after the terror attacks meant investors were more hungry than usual for yield and sought investments that carried a higher return for what was perceived as equivalent risk.  Even though the return was higher on mortgage-backed bonds, the yield wasn’t nearly high enough for investors (insurance companies, pension funds, mutual funds, etc.) to do due diligence on thousands of mortgages buried within AAA-rated securities.

It was a risk/reward calculation for investors.  The investors were working with their coverage teams at I-Banks (a process called “reverse inquiry”).  The I-Banks worked to create securities that met the return and risk criteria set out by the investors–because that’s what they do, they sell bonds and get (well) paid to do so. They, in turn, need product to package so they first buy as much of it as they can from third parties, then, over time, buy their own mortgage companies to originate as many mortgages as possible (a pure vertical integration strategy–capturing the means of production).  Borrowers had low interest rates and plenty of mortgage money to be had were willing participants.  Lenders, having a ready source of cash (the sale of the loans to I-Banks and investors), and eager borrowers, used other people’s money to churn volume.  And this is just the “cash market”, which says nothing about the “synthetic market” in which a short side of the trade was required before anything could even get started (see Magnatar, Goldman, etc.)

Everyone was looking for something and managed to get it, largely by looking the other way and willfully suspending their disbelief.  As is common in these cycles, people who are long the asset always think that they’ll be smart enough to get out before it crashes.  But only some do because once you hop on the profit escalator, it’s tough to jump off when others continue to make what look like profits.  Once everyone is on one side of the ship, it’s gonna tip over.  As people realize that it’s tipping to the starboard side, they start, slowly at first and then en masse to race to the port side, which causes the ship to tip over in THAT direction instead.  It’s the herd mentality that people have written about for hundreds of years.  (One of th best efforts on this topic is Mackray’s “Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds” written in the mid-1800s).  In short, it was ever thus.

I did about a 45 minutes blow-by-blow presentation on this to some grad students a while back.  If I can figure out how to post the PowerPoint slides the germane pieces of it (perhaps a video blog post?).

Having never been a fan of the repeal of Glass-Steagall, I honestly don’t think that it’s repeal was much of a factor in this.  Remember that G-S separated commercial from investment banking.  Lehman and Bear and Goldman and Morgan Stanley weren’t commercial banks, so everything they did would have still been done (at 33x leverage).   That said, Citi and BofA were underwriters of bonds and also commercial banks that failed so keeping the wall up arguably would have helped them.  But there’s also the case of the Royal Bank of Scotland–the biggest bank failure of all time.  It wasn’t their underwriting of bonds that got them in trouble, but what they bought that got them into trouble.  There was an element of this in the failure of BofA and Citi, too, so it’s hard to say.

It’s true, there will be a “next time”.  The troubling thing is the observation that the boom/bust cycles are coming both closer together and becoming more violent.  Until meaningful regulations are put (back) into place (and the recently passed regs don’t strike me as such), and investors, underwriters and issuers get serious about risk management we’re likely in for it again.  Never underestimate the imagination and power of people whose interest is in figuring out how to do thinks not prohibited by regulations.  The securitization business has had its epitaph written several times in the last twelve years (think Enron and off-balance sheet issues), only to find new life thanks to creative lawyers, accountants and bankers.


The Best Playlist Nobody Heard

September 19, 2010

Put it on SHUFFLE, and let ‘er go.  Five hours of memorable music.

I Say A Little Prayer    Aretha Franklin

Every Day I Have the Blues    B.B. King

Rag Mama Rag (edited)    The Band

The Shape I’m In    The Band

Don’t Do It (edited)    The Band

Do It Again    The Beach Boys

For You Blue    The Beatles

I Feel Fine    The Beatles

I Want To Tell You    The Beatles

Old Brown Shoe     The Beatles

Girl    Beck

Silvio    Bob Dylan

Dignity (unplugged)    Bob Dylan

Something to Talk About    Bonnie Raitt

Summer of ’69 (unplugged)    Bryan Adams

Mr. Soul    Buffalo Springfield

Last Name    Carrie Underwood

Another Saturday Night    Cat Stevens

I Feel for You    Chaka Khan

One Fine Day    Chiffons

Fill Me With Your Light    Clem Snide

Speed Of Sound    Coldplay

I Can’t Stand The Rain    The Commitments

Treat Her Like A Lady    Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose

Teen Angst    Cracker

Linger    The Cranberries

Girls Talk    Dave Edmonds

I Will Possess Your Heart    Death Cab for Cutie

Little Bribes    Death Cab for Cutie

Two More Bottles of Wine    Delbert McClinton

Peace Frog    Doors

Iko Iko    Dr. John

Hard Sun  Eddie Vedder

Ball & Chain    Elton John

Monkey to Man    Elvis Costello & The Imposters

A Little Less Conversation    Elvis Presley

I Don’t Wanna Talk About It Now    Emmylou Harris

Tears of a Clown    The English Beat

Would I Lie To You    Eurythmics

Shame    Evelyn “Champagne” King

I’m Walkin’    Fats Domino

Blueberry Hill    Fats Domino

Bright Future In Sales    Fountains Of Wayne

The Race Is On    George Jones    First Time Live!

Keep Your Hands to Yourself    The Georgia Satellites

Head Over Heels    Go-Go’s

Airstream Driver    Gomez

Bad Chardonnay    Graham Parker

The Golden Road    Grateful Dead

Samson and Delilah    Grateful Dead

Star Baby    Guess Who

Careful    Guster

Family Tradition    Hank Williams, Jr.

Sit Down    James    The Best of James

Come a Little Bit Closer    Jay And The Americans

Come Monday    Jimmy Buffett

You Can Leave Your Hat On    Joe Cocker

The Jet Set    Joe Jackson

Nobody Told Me    John Lennon

Pink Houses    John Mellencamp

Free Man in Paris    Joni Mitchell

Big Yellow Taxi    Joni Mitchell

Happy (live)    Keith Richard, Sheryl Crowe, Chrissie Hynde & Guests

This Is for Everyone    Klee

My Hero, Zero    Lemonheads

Dixie Chicken    Little Feat

Lagrimas Solitarias    Los Straitjackets

This Is Us    Mark Knopfler/Emmylou Harris

Nowhere to Run    Martha Reeves & The Vandellas

That’s the Way Love Is    Marvin Gaye

Can I Get a Witness    Marvin Gaye

Pleasant Valley Sunday    Monkees

Unknown Legend    Neil Young

Kodachrome    Paul Simon

My Baby Gives It Away    Pete Townshend & Ronnie Lane

Bike (edited)    Pink Floyd

Arnold Layne    Pink Floyd

Hallelujah, I Love Her So    Ray Charles

You Are My Sunshine    Ray Charles

Re-make/Re-model    Roxy Music

Mean Woman Blues    Roy Orbison

Tightrope    Stevie Ray Vaughan

Gloria    Van Morrison w/John Lee Hooker

A Certain Girl    Warren Zevon


Two things to remember about nicknames

September 17, 2010

This is a true story.

I played in a member-guest golf event with a life-long friend this week.  Along the way, we met Chuck from Omaha.

It seems that Chuck belongs to a club in Nebraska has something of a tradition of assigning nicknames to its members.   Just about everyone has a nickname.  Chuck did not. And this is where Chuck made his first mistake.  He asked for a nickname.

Nickname Rule #1: You cannot ask for a nickname.  If you do, you will regret it.

Chuck’s “friends” at the club obliged him, of course.  And “Shithead” was born.

Yes, they named him Shithead.  Ha, ha, ha.  That’s funny. Everyone laughed and enjoyed the moment.  Then Chuck made his second error which not only compounded the first one but essentially finished him for good.  He objected.

He said he didn’t like his new nickname that he asked for.  Ouch.  Bad move, Chuck Shithead. Bad, bad move.

Nickname Rule #2:  Never let your feelings about your nickname be known to others.  If you say you like it, they’ll stop using it.  If you say you hate it, they’ll never let you forget it.

And now, Chuck is known as Chuck to his mother and his wife.  Everyone else calls him “Shithead”, from his best friends, including the member that invited him) and to his ex-wife (obviously).  He even answers to Shithead, and with a smile on his face to boot.

The implications of this boggle the mind.  Think of the poor Grandkids. 

“Let’s go visit Grandpa Shithead at the nursing home.” 

“What did you bring me, Grandpa Shithead?”

Teacher: Timmy, where’d you go for Christmas?

Grandkid: “We went to visit my Grandpa Shithead.” 

Teacher:  Hey kid, who you calling “shithead”?

All because he got what he asked for.